with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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