He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
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His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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