I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
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Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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