is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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