just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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