he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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