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drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?

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omg no way im finding him!

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he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.

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(215): drug dealer added me on facebook, win ? (1-215): omg no way im finding him! (215): he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke. http://tfl.nu/whoh

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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein

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(412): waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein http://tfl.nu/1rbx

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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.

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Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.

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(952): He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job. (320): Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud. http://tfl.nu/wke9

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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...

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(970): in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea... http://tfl.nu/cfy4

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I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up

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(412): I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up http://tfl.nu/fu0m

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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.

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(734): A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country. http://tfl.nu/okwk

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So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?

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(317): So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road? http://tfl.nu/ir52

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You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out

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(540): You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out http://tfl.nu/n0iw

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Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.

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(901): Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic. http://tfl.nu/8z3j

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He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.

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(608): He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks. http://tfl.nu/svc2

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What changed your mind?

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Being sober

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(616): What changed your mind? (1-616): Being sober http://tfl.nu/yhh4

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The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling

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(231): The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling http://tfl.nu/mo9w

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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.

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(610): SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE. http://tfl.nu/afff

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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"

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(215): He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen" http://tfl.nu/8546

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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?

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(515): Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this? http://tfl.nu/vht4

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