just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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