i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
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