Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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