Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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