I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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