I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
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Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
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I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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