WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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