Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
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