Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
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