Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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