Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
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