Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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