I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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