Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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