that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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