I need help removing her.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
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Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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