why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize