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Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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