so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
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there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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