I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
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That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
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just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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