Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
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They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
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My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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