i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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