i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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