My first STD was from a foam party
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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