You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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