i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
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Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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