Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
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Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
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Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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