Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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