Jerry, you need to find god
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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