Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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