It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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