He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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