Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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