come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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