Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
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Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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