Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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