it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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