Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
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the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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