are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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