Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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