he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
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on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
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I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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