Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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