so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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