Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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